Ernest Goes to Camp
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21 degrees northwest
by 7 degrees southeast...

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divided by 6,
carry the one.

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Miss St. Cloud:
Oh, hi, Ernest.

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Oh, hi, Nurse St. Cloud.
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Are you lost again?
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Oh, no, no, no.
The woods are my home.

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Yes, I have
a working knowledge

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of every square inch
of this camp.

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I am at one with nature.
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Yeah, it's all
right here...

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a keen sense of direction
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and a firm grasp on the throttle
that controls the elements.

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Here. Have something
to eat.

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Thank you. Ahh!
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Peanut butter
on white bread...

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my favorite
rustic outdoor food.

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Ah, this is the life...
the great outdoors,

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a beautiful woman,
plenty of food,

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and fire ants.
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Fire ants?!
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Ahhh!
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Owwww!
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Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Shh! Whatever you do,
keep a straight face.

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Ernest, the boys
are here to see you.

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Hey, Ernest!
You okay?

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We heard about
the army of fire ants.

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Yeah, we brought you
a cheer-up present. Here.

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Ah! Thanks, fellas.
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You know, whatever they may say
about you, I'm gonna say, "Hey,

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"you're talking about
my guys," know what I mean?

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Go ahead, smell them,
Ernest. They're good.

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Mmm.
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Notice
their aromatic bouquet.

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This is swell.
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This is the best get-well present
I ever had, know what I mean?

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Well, we'll see you,
Ernest.


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