:29:03
Make a hole. Make it wide.
:29:22
Soldier!
:29:24
You told the colonel
you liked the Army, soldier!
:29:28
- Where are you from?
- Columbus, Ohio.
:29:31
- There any more like you back home?
- Not that I'm aware of.
:29:35
- Do you have any sisters back home?
- Yes, I have one sister.
:29:40
Is she sexually active?
:29:42
Of course not. I mean,
she's my sister. She's only 13.
:29:47
That's too bad.
:29:49
Never underestimate the value of
early training and proper breaking-in.
:30:02
Make a hole! Make it wide!
:30:30
- What's your name, soldier?
- Willow, sergeant major.
:30:34
- How do you like the Army?
- I like it fine.
:30:39
- You take biology in school?
- Yes.
:30:42
How do worms copulate?
:30:44
They don't.
They use asexual reproduction.
:30:50
Interesting concept.
:30:52
Any idea who first came up
with that notion?
:30:55
- Reproducing without sex?
- Your wife, sergeant major?