:16:00
And he wanted me to be the referee.
:16:03
l'm an actor, not a mudslinger.
:16:06
We won't be replaced.
We're gonna make money this weekend.
:16:09
How do you expect to do that?
The new sophisticated carnival audience...
:16:13
doesn't seem to find our horrors
horrible enough any more.
:16:16
Then l'll do what you said.
l'll give them real magic.
:16:26
Of course, a little abracadabra...
:16:28
and up pops ghastly demons from Hell.
:16:31
That'll really scare people. Not like Nigel...
:16:34
who wears a stifling suit
for six hours every night...
:16:38
running around trying to frighten children
who laugh at beheadings...
:16:41
and the newest fashions in mutilations
every week at the local cinema.
:16:45
We'll add a magic show
right after the torture chamber.
:16:48
You can put up a spotlight and do
your old act: the Great Fausto returns.
:16:52
The Great Fausto has been dead
for over 20 years.
:16:56
l should never have let your parents
send you here.
:16:59
You can still do it.
:17:00
You taught me magic all summer.
That's why l came here.
:17:03
-To learn from the master.
-The master? That's great.
:17:06
He can do anything.
:17:08
He can even make this bottle disappear.
:17:20
Patty, l need you for the late shift.
:17:23
l can't. l have a date. An old flame.
:17:26
You got more flames than Hell.
:17:27
This one gave me the little gold coin.
:17:30
The sailor in Ohio gave you a little anklet,
and that putz in Texas gave you a little boot.
:17:34
You go to dinner, l don't see you
for three days. Look, you're already packed.
:17:38
So l'm popular.
:17:40
-You're fired if you don't show.
-You wouldn't.
:17:43
Try me.
:17:47
Damn cat, where are you?
:17:48
-Hi, Patty. Where are you going?
-l'm leaving this dump.
:17:51
-Did you see my little Muffy?
-Who hasn't?
:17:54
l mean my kitten, musclehead.
:17:56
Think l saw him by the Satan's Den.