:13:00
What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds
like something out of The Wizard of Oz.
:13:03
Oh, no, don't go in there.
:13:06
Oh-we-oh
Ho Chi Minh
:13:08
Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
:13:11
You're among
the little people now.
:13:13
We represent the ARVN Army
The ARVN Army
:13:16
Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
:13:19
"Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my
God. It's the wicked witch of the north.
:13:24
It's Hanoi Hanna!
:13:26
"Now, little GI, you and
your little 'tune-ooh' too!"
:13:32
"Oh, Adrian. Adrian.
What are you doing, Adrian?"
:13:36
Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down
on everything but the Titanic.
Stop it right now.
:13:41
Uh, you know, he's really funny. You
know, he-he... he's like a Marx brother.
:13:45
Which Marx brother
would that be, Private? Zeppo?
:13:48
- I don't find him funny at all.
- Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?
:13:52
Hey, uh, hi.
Can you help me? What's your name?
"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
:13:55
Roosevelt, what town are you stationed
in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."
:13:58
Well, thank you, Roosevelt.
What's the weather like out there?
:14:00
"It's hot. Damn hot!
Real hot!
:14:02
Hottest things is my shorts.
I could cook things in it.
A little crotch pot cooking."
:14:05
Well, can you tell me what it feels
like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!
:14:08
Were you born on the sun?
It's damn hot!
:14:12
I saw... It's so damn hot,
I saw little guys, their orange
robes burst into flames.
:14:16
It's that hot!
Do you know what I'm talking about."
:14:18
What do you think it's going to be like
tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet!
:14:20
That's nice if you're with a lady,
but it ain't no good
if you're in the jungle."
:14:23
Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song
coming your way right now.
:14:25
"Nowhere To Run To"
by Martha and the Vandellas.
Yes! Hey, you know what I mean!
:14:34
Too much?
:14:36
- Thank you, Marty.
"Silky-smooth sounds." Get outta here.
- Nowhere to run to, baby
:14:41
Nowhere to hide
:14:44
Got nowhere to run to, baby
:14:48
Nowhere to hide
:14:51
It's not love I'm a-runnin'from
:14:54
It's the heartbreak
I know will come
:14:58
'Cause I know you're no good for me