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This is AFRS, Radio Saigon,
and yours truly...
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Dan "The Man" Levitan.
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Greetings and salutations
to any and all servicemen in the area...
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and thanks so much
for joining us.
:18:18
Yeah! Yeah!
:18:20
Yeah, he's funny! I know funny.
This guy is funny!
:18:25
Sensational!
:18:27
- At ease!
- Hell, we already are.
:18:30
Just cool your tongue, Airman,
because I intend to take issue
with your performance.
:18:37
First of all, don't make fun
of the weather here.
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And don't say that the weather
is the same all the time here,
because it's not.
:18:43
- In fact, it's two degrees
cooler today than yesterday.
- Two degrees cooler?
:18:47
Me without my muff.
:18:50
- Muff! I tell you, this guy's funny.
- I'm trying to run a meeting here.
:18:54
You know, I hate the fact
that you people never salute me.
:18:58
I am a lieutenant,
and I would like salutes occasionally.
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That's what being a higher rank
is all about.
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Second...
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- Second...
- Programming taste.
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Programming taste.
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Frankly, I found your "I love
a police action" remark way out of line.
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How can you have the gall to compare
the conflict here in Vietnam...
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with a glass
of cappuccino coffee?
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Well, I was... It just comes up.
I was trying to be funny.
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- Funny is good. Funny is good.
- Yeah.
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But then do it by using
comedy and humour...
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not police action
and coffee remarks.
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Furthermore, you are to stick
to playing normal modes of music...
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not wild stuff.
:19:37
Those we would find acceptable here
would include Lawrence Welk...
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Jim Nabors, Mantovani.
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- Percy Faith.
- Percy Faith. Good!
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Andy Williams, Perry Como and
certain ballads by Mr Frank Sinatra.
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- Would Bob Dylan be out of line?
- Way, way, way out of line.
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Former VP Richard Nixon
will arrive here this week.