:39:03
Hey, come on. What kind of
news are you leaving me there?
:39:05
Nixon, Singapore,
Lake Erie. Come on.
:39:08
Come on. You're on
in, like, two seconds.
:39:10
It's time for Adrian Cronauer.
:39:13
Good morning, Vietnam!
:39:17
Hello, campers.
Remember, Monday is malaria day.
:39:20
That's right. Time to take that
big orange pill and get ready
for the Ho Chi Minh two-step.
:39:24
Sugar and spice
and all things nice
:39:27
Kisses sweeter than wine
:39:30
Sugar and spice
and all things nice
:39:33
You know that little girl is mine
:39:43
Everybody stops
and stares at my baby
:39:50
We're back. Here's the news.
All the news that's new
and approved by the US Army...
:39:53
the sweetest-smelling army
in the world.
:39:57
Great Britain recognized
the island state of Singapore.
:40:00
How do you recognize an island? Do you
go, exc... Hey, wait. No, don't tell me.
:40:03
Wait, wait. Didn't we meet last year
at the Feinman bar mitzvah?
:40:06
You look a lot like Hawaii.
Didn't we meet last year
at the Peninsula Club? No.
:40:10
Pope Paul VI
celebrated a mass in Italian.
Whoa! Call me crazy! He's in Rome.
:40:14
You know, one day I want to meet him,
kiss his ring, and have it go, whrrr!
:40:17
The Mississippi River broke through
a protective dike today.
:40:19
What is... What is a protective dike?
Is that a large woman standing by
the river going, "Don't go near there"?
:40:23
"But Betty..." "Don't go near there.
Get away from the river.
Stay away from there."
:40:27
I know we can't use the word "dyke." You
can't even say "lesbian." It's women in
comfortable shoes. Thank you very much.
:40:31
Now here's the weather. We're gonna
go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt.
Roosevelt, how's it going?
:40:35
"Adrian, I'm with somebody. Don't even
come here and bother me right now."
:40:37
- Well, thanks, Roosevelt.
Can't you give us a little weather?
- "Not now, man.
:40:39
I'm on the balcony,
I'm trying to score. Back off."
:40:41
Well, what's the weather like?
"You got a window? Open it."
:40:44
Thank you, Roosevelt. We'll have to
go to someone else for the weather.
:40:46
I guess we'll have to go all the way
to Washington Weather Central
to Walter Cronkite.
Walter, what's the weather like?
:40:50
"I just want to begin by saying
to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...
:40:54
'What it is, what it shall be,
what it was.'
:40:57
Weather out there today
is hot and shitty...
:40:59
with continued hot and shitty
in the afternoon.