1:06:02
Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to
do comedy. It's not in your blood.
1:06:06
I'll do fine.
Comedy is what you make it.
1:06:08
I've got pages and pages
of great material. Right, Abersold?
1:06:11
I'm afraid you're gonna
be hittin'bottom, sir.
1:06:15
If it isn't funny, then why did I
hear you laughing when you typed it?
1:06:18
I was thinking
of something else.
1:06:20
Thank you for your support.
Now I've got a show to do.
1:06:23
Sir, you're not funny.
Ask around.
1:06:26
Ask me. Sir,
with all due respect...
1:06:28
uh, uh, I think you're gonna...
you might lay an egg... I mean a big egg.
1:06:31
I mean, I know funny, and I don't think
you're it. But hey, such is life.
1:06:34
Me, I'm not much
with power tools.
1:06:37
Hey, that was the great,
exciting sound of Petula Clark.
1:06:40
- Beach Boys. Those were guys.
- Of the Beach Boys.
1:06:43
Hey, that wraps it up for me,
Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
1:06:45
Adrian Cronauer is on
temporary assignment...
1:06:47
but boy, do I have
a surprise for you.
1:06:50
- Don't build him up.
You'll only let 'em down.
- Please welcome to the microphone...
1:06:53
the lieutenant of laughs, the officer
of oral, the Westmoreland of wit...
1:06:58
swingin'Steven Hauk!
1:07:02
Hello, Vietnam.
And greetings.
1:07:05
Soon, the news.
Then...
1:07:08
"Lieutenant Steve!
Lieutenant Steve!"
1:07:11
Who's that?
"It's me, your old pal Frenchy."
1:07:14
Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you
something. Do you like good food?
1:07:18
"Oh, but of course.
Uh, the French love good food."
1:07:21
Well, then, I guess that would
make you an "Eatie Gourmet."
1:07:25
"Oh, ho, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve."
1:07:28
- Oh, Frenchy.
- "Oh, ho, ho, Lieutenant Steve."
1:07:34
Frenchy. You know,
I really shouldn't kid Frenchy...
1:07:37
because sometimes he
"Stan Getz" mad at me...
1:07:40
and he could "Al Hirt" me.
1:07:43
"Uh, Lieutenant Steve,
let's play some music."
1:07:45
Okay, Frenchy.
What would you like to hear?
1:07:48
"Well, uh, I love a good polka
as much as the next man."
1:07:51
Well, a good polka it is
for my good friend Frenchy.