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If Hamlet tries to get you in bed -
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remember how much you may lose -
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if you listen to him and
open your heart or your legs -
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to that gigolo.
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People will talk and
you'll get a bad reputation.
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I promise, Lauri.
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Go now, the car's waiting.
- Goodness, I must hurry.
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A few lines of advice first:
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Buy as good clothes as
you can afford, stylish, not gaudy.
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Clothes make the man -
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and the Swedes have
a most selective taste.
:27:02
Never lend money, you'll just lose
both your money and your friend.
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If you ever borrow,
don't pay back too soon.
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The lender may die
and you save a lot.
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Farewell then, both of you.
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Remember what I said, Ophelia.
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What did he say?
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Told me not to date Hamlet.
- What did you say?
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I promised not to.