:02:04
...hero.
:02:06
Tonight we are paying tribute...
:02:08
...to a breed of men...
:02:14
Where can a guy take a leak around here?
:02:25
Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall...
:02:28
...with all-American hero types
here tonight.
:02:32
I see space walkers...
:02:35
...and moon walkers
and Earth orbiters galore.
:02:39
And over here,
we have the current cream of the crop.
:02:44
America's best and brightest.
:02:48
That's a good one, boys.
:02:50
The most excitement I ever had
was the time I landed a crippled F-14...
:02:55
...with a stubborn nose gear on the deck
of a rolling flattop in zero visibility.
:03:02
But you boys...
:03:04
...you get to test out these babies.
:03:10
I envy you.
:03:14
Gentlemen, I salute you.
:03:18
Shit, I spilled my drink.
:03:25
Easy.
:03:29
Battle conditions, boys?
:03:33
Get yourself a new act. You're a disgrace.
:03:36
Give that crippled tomcat story a rest
because we've all heard it.
:03:39
Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty.
Really, you're right.
:03:44
When my moment of truth came, I didn't
take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.
:03:48
You son of a...
:03:55
Come on. It's what you always wanted,
a piece of Tuck Pendelton.