:09:01
Now I have a new one.
:09:03
Put your head back. Tell me about it.
:09:06
I'm at the market,
working one of the registers.
:09:10
I suddenly notice that the next customer
is this horrible...
:09:14
...obnoxious woman
with bright orange hair.
:09:19
I'm passing her stuff over...
:09:22
...the bar code scanner. I don't notice it...
:09:25
...but the computer is ringing up
the wrong prices.
:09:28
So when I'm all done,
I look at the total and it's way up over...
:09:34
...and it's way up over $100,000.
:09:40
So the woman with the orange hair
says to me, real calm...
:09:45
...she says to me:
:09:46
"I don't carry that kind of cash
around on me, sweetie."
:09:49
Open wide.
:09:54
I say, "Oh, is that right?"
And she says, "Will you take this instead?"
:10:00
She reaches into her purse...
:10:02
...and pulls out a little pearl-handled pistol.
:10:05
She pulls back on the trigger
and at that moment I wake up screaming.
:10:13
Take it easy, Jack. It's all right.
The nurse will get it.
:10:18
Just sit down.
:10:19
I'm sorry, Jack.
I didn't mean to push you off.
:10:23
Jack, please, sit down and relax.
Catch your breath.
:10:32
You know that I am more than your doctor.
I'm your friend.
:10:36
You're one of my favorite patients.
Let's face it.
:10:39
Your regular office visits
are the cornerstone of my entire practice.
:10:45
The problem is,
medicine is not what you need, Jack.
:10:48
What you need is rest and relaxation.
A total change of scene.
:10:54
Maybe a nice vacation.
How does that sound?
:10:58
It sounds rood.
:10:59
Then take one.
And find a place that's peaceful and quiet.