:02:03
... they have proven themselves
to be worthy of the appellation...
:02:08
... hero.
:02:10
Tonight we are paying tribute...
:02:13
... to a breed of men...
:02:19
Where can a guy take a leak around here?
:02:29
Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall...
:02:32
...with all-American hero types
here tonight.
:02:35
I see space walkers...
:02:38
...and moon walkers
and Earth orbiters galore.
:02:43
And over here,
we have the current cream of the crop.
:02:47
America's best and brightest.
:02:51
That's a good one, boys.
:02:53
The most excitement I ever had
was the time I landed a crippled F-14...
:02:57
...with a stubborn nose gear on the deck
of a rolling flattop in zero visibility.
:03:04
But you boys...
:03:06
...you get to test out these babies.
:03:12
I envy you.
:03:16
Gentlemen, I salute you.
:03:20
Shit, I spilled my drink.
:03:26
Easy.
:03:30
Battle conditions, boys?
:03:34
Get yourself a new act. You're a disgrace.
:03:36
Give that crippled tomcat story a rest
because we've all heard it.
:03:40
Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty.
Really, you're right.
:03:44
When my moment of truth came, I didn't
take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.
:03:48
You son of a...
:03:55
Come on. It's what you always wanted,
a piece of Tuck Pendelton.