:09:01
... obnoxious woman
with bright orange hair.
:09:06
I'm passing her stuff over...
:09:09
... the bar code scanner. I don't notice it...
:09:11
... but the computer is ringing up
the wrong prices.
:09:15
So when I'm all done,
I look at the total and it's way up over...
:09:20
...and it's way up over $100,000.
:09:25
So the woman with the orange hair
says to me, real calm...
:09:30
...she says to me:
:09:32
"I don't carry that kind of cash
around on me, sweetie."
:09:35
Open wide.
:09:40
I say, "Oh, is that right?"
And she says, "Will you take this instead?"
:09:46
She reaches into her purse...
:09:47
... and pulls out a little pearl-handled pistol.
:09:50
She pulls back on the trigger
and at that moment I wake up screaming.
:09:58
Take it easy, Jack. It's all right.
The nurse will get it.
:10:02
Just sit down.
:10:04
I'm sorry, Jack.
I didn't mean to push you off.
:10:07
Jack, please, sit down and relax.
Catch your breath.
:10:16
You know that I am more than your doctor.
I'm your friend.
:10:19
You're one of my favorite patients.
Let's face it.
:10:22
Your regular office visits
are the cornerstone of my entire practice.
:10:28
The problem is,
medicine is not what you need, Jack.
:10:31
What you need is rest and relaxation.
A total change of scene.
:10:37
Maybe a nice vacation.
How does that sound?
:10:40
It sounds good.
:10:42
Then take one.
And find a place that's peaceful and quiet.
:10:47
The most important thing for you now
is no excitement.
:10:52
Got it?
:10:54
- I know it's hard to believe...
- Hard? Try "impossible".
:10:58
That's why I want you to see for yourself.