:06:00
which I hear is just divine.
:06:02
This is Irene Draper...
:06:03
and Roger Daley saying have us
for breakfast tomorrow...
:06:08
and every morning.
:06:09
And have a wonderful day.
:06:13
My own personal favorite show...
:06:15
was something called
"The Masked Avenger"...
:06:17
who I fantasized was a cross
between Superman and Cary Grant.
:06:21
Little did I know.
:06:22
...While I was on the scene?
:06:24
It's the Masked Avenger.
:06:26
It's off to jail for you.
:06:27
I hope you'll enjoy
making license plates.
:06:30
I'd like to tell you
the story...
:06:32
of the Masked Avenger's
secret compartment ring...
:06:34
and how it turned me to crime.
:06:36
But first,
you have to meet me...
:06:38
and my family.
:06:41
There I am in my Masked Avenger
hat and goggles...
:06:44
which I got off my friend
in a trade.
:06:46
And then there were
my father and mother...
:06:49
two people who could find
an argument in any subject.
:06:51
Wait a minute!
:06:52
Are you telling me
you think the Atlantic...
:06:54
is a greater ocean
than the Pacific?
:06:55
No, have it your way.
The Pacific is greater.
:06:58
I mean, how many people
fight over oceans?
:07:01
Then there was my uncle Abe.
:07:03
He kept bringing home fish...
:07:04
from his friends who worked
at Sheepshead Bay.
:07:06
Ceil, I'm home!
:07:09
Ceil, I got fish!
:07:11
I got great fish today.
:07:13
What do we need rawfish for?
:07:15
And of course my aunt Ceil...
:07:17
who dreamed
of a more exciting life...
:07:18
than always having
to filet his flounder.
:07:20
They're fresh fish!
:07:22
He has friends
at Oscar's dock...
:07:23
so he can't spend
a single afternoon there...
:07:26
where they don't load him up
with fish.
:07:27
You don't like it,
take the gas pipe.
:07:29
Next, there was
Grandpa and Grandma.
:07:31
Every single morning...
:07:33
he spent a half-hour
packing her into her corset.
:07:35
I'm pulling, I'm pulling!
:07:37
A woman in her 70s,
and her bosom is still growing.
:07:41
Nathan!
:07:42
Abe and Ceil's daughter
was cousin Ruthie...
:07:44
who entertained herself
by sitting and listening to...
:07:46
the next-door neighbors
on the party line.
:07:48
Mrs. Waldbaum's
having her ovaries out.
:07:50
Both or one?
:07:52
Get off the line, OK?
:07:54
Stop listening in on my phone!
:07:56
Stop snooping on us!
:07:58
All right, all right.
:07:59
Don't get your bowels
in an uproar.