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OK, class.
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We're going to
begin today--
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Well, first, let me tell
you what my name is.
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I'm Miss Gordon.
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Oh, God, we're all
going straight to hell.
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I conclude
the Miss Gordon episode...
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with just one observation:
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for some miraculous reason...
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it's a wonderful feeling
having a schoolteacher...
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you've seen dance naked
in front of a mirror...
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but that's how it happened.
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Now, I want to take a minute to
tell you how Sally wound up...
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because it's one of
the radio legends of the time.
1:00:41
Get regular with Re-Lax
1:00:45
Start every day the Re-Lax way
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Your system will feel so great
1:00:50
You'll want to relax on
the top of the Empire State
1:00:54
Get regular with Re-Lax
1:00:57
Start every day the Re-Lax way
1:01:00
When your tummy's not so hot
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Remember, "X" marks the spot
1:01:06
Get regular with Re-Lax
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The Re-Lax way
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No, no. More feeling!
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It has no inner life.
1:01:16
We need the name
of the product...
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to be enunciated
a little more clearly.
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Please, I'll deal
with the performers.
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And let's cut the phrase
"X marks the spot"...
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because people will be
reminded of Ex-Lax.
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You're being too touchy.
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Why take the chance?
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Let's run it again, Sally.
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Three, four...
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Get regular with Re-Lax
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Start every day the Re-Lax way
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-Your system...
-No! No!
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Will feel so great,
you'll want...
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Like this:
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Re-Lax, Re-Lax
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Well, what should
I be thinking inside?
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Think laxative.
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Think soothing relief.
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Please. I'll give
her a motivation.
1:01:56
Laxative, darling.
You crave one.
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Try again.