1:03:01
Hark! I hear the cannons roar.
1:03:04
Is it the king approaching?
1:03:06
Hark. I hear the cannons roar.
1:03:10
Is it the king approaching?
1:03:12
No, no, no.
1:03:13
The cannons roar.
1:03:28
Sally practiced faithfully
every day for many months.
1:03:32
Her natural speech was
a great obstacle to get over...
1:03:35
yet through diligence
and perseverance...
1:03:37
plus a rather special
intimate knowledge...
1:03:40
of many Broadway
personalities...
1:03:42
it was only
a question of time...
1:03:44
before she emerged
a full-blown star.
1:03:51
And now, the makers of
Lady Lydia facial cream...
1:03:55
bring you "Sally White
and Her Gay White Way."
1:03:58
Good evening, and cheers
to you all out there.
1:04:02
My first exclusive--
1:04:04
Clark Gable was in town
this week in uniform...
1:04:07
and where did he go?
1:04:09
To El Morocco, naturally.
1:04:11
That brunette on his arm...
1:04:13
was Lolly Hayes,
an up-and-coming starlet.
1:04:16
Hope you had fun, Clark.
1:04:18
And didn't Rita Hayworth
look stunning last night...
1:04:22
at the Copacabana?
1:04:24
Oh, Abe, how come
you never take me...
1:04:26
to the Copacabana
or El Morocco?
1:04:28
Take the gas pipe.
1:04:29
I suppose you
would have been happier...
1:04:31
married to Rita Hayworth.
1:04:32
You gotta ask?
1:04:33
Believe me, Abe, those
show business celebrities...
1:04:35
get divorced every 6 weeks,
but we're together forever.
1:04:39
I may take the gas pipe.
1:04:41
Just once, I'd like to
eat at the Stork Club.
1:04:43
They don't take Jews
in the Stork Club.
1:04:45
No Jews, no colored.
1:04:46
Abe, this is
the United States of America.
1:04:49
Now here, try taking
Minnie's maid Cleopatra...
1:04:52
to the Stork Club.
You'd get curb service.
1:04:55
Damn.
1:04:57
Don't hit it, Abe,
you'll break it.
1:04:59
I know what I'm doing.