:10:01
and Nathan Arizona--
:10:03
well, hell,
you know who he is.
:10:06
So come on down
to Unpainted Arizona...
:10:10
where you can get
the finest selection...
:10:11
in fixtures and appointments...
:10:13
for your bathroom,
bedroom, boudoir!
:10:16
And if you can find
lower prices anywhere...
:10:19
my name ain't Nathan Arizona!
:10:21
HI: The owner of the largest
chain of unpainted furniture...
:10:24
and bathroom fixture outlets
throughout the Southwest.
:10:28
Yep, Florence had been taking
fertility pills...
:10:32
and she and Nathan
had hit the jackpot.
:10:37
Now, y'all without sin
can cast the first stone...
:10:42
but we thought it was unfair
that some should have so many...
:10:45
while others
should have so few.
:10:49
With the benefit of hindsight...
:10:52
maybe it wasn't such a hot idea.
:10:55
But at the time...
:10:58
Ed's little plan
seemed like the solution...
:11:00
to all our problems...
:11:02
and the answer
to all our prayers.
:11:05
[ Man yodeling with banjo ]
:11:38
NATHAN: Eight hundred
leaf-tables and no chairs?
:11:41
You can't sell
leaf-tables and no chairs.
:11:44
Chairs, you got a dinette set.
No chairs, you got dick!
:11:48
I asked my wife.
She got more sense.
:11:50
[ Bumping noise upstairs ]
:11:51
Miles, alls I know is...
:11:53
I'm away from the office
to play with my kids...
:11:56
and everything
goes straight to heck!
:11:58
I ain't gonna stand for it!