:17:01
- Who made that man a gunner?
- I did, sir.
:17:04
He's my cousin.
:17:05
- Who is he?
- He's an Asshole, sir.
:17:08
- I know that! What's his name?
- That is his name, sir. Major Asshole.
:17:13
- And his cousin?
- An Asshole, too. Gunner Phillip Asshole.
:17:16
How many Assholes
we got on this ship anyhow?
:17:19
Yo!
:17:23
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.
:17:27
Keep firing, Assholes!
:17:31
Hurry, Daddy! Hurry!
:17:33
There are laser blasts all around us!
:17:36
I'm scared.
:17:39
King Roland to Lone Starr!
King Roland to Lone Starr! Are you there?
:17:43
Lone Starr, you've got to help me. My
daughter's being attacked by Spaceballs.
:17:48
Spaceballs? Forget it. Too dangerous.
:17:51
Besides, I'm already numero uno
on Dark Helmet's hit list.
:17:54
Look, Your Highness,
it's not that we're afraid.
:17:58
It's just that we've got this thing
about death. It's not us.
:18:01
You're the only ones that can save her!
I'll give you anything!
:18:05
Did you hear me? Anything!
:18:07
- Anything?
- Yes, anything!
:18:11
- OK, we'll do it for... a million.
- A million!
:18:15
Oh, you're starting to fade,
Your Highness.
:18:18
All right, I'll pay it. Only find her, save her.
:18:21
All right, King. You just made a deal.
:18:23
One princess for one million space bucks.
:18:26
- What's she driving?
- A brand-new white Mercedes 2001
:18:29
SEL limited edition.
Moonroof, all-leather interior.
:18:33
I got it at a good price. I paid cash.
:18:35
My cousin Prince Murray has
a dealership. He was very nice to me.
:18:38
We get the idea.
Where was she last seen?
:18:41
- She was just passing Jupiter Two.
- We'll find her.
:18:44
Please, bring her back safely!
:18:47
And if it's at all possible,
try to save the car.
:18:52
One million space bucks!
We can pay off Pizza!
:18:55
Gimme paw!