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:53:01
I told you never to call me on this wall!
This is an unlisted wall.

:53:04
Sorry, sir, but it's very important.
The princess is in your office

:53:08
and Lord Helmet is awaiting you there.
:53:11
- All right, all right. I'll be right there.
- Yes, sir.

:53:26
Helmet, you fiend! What's going on?
What are you doing to my daughter?

:53:30
Permit me to introduce
the brilliant young plastic surgeon,

:53:34
Dr Phillip Schlotkin.
:53:36
The greatest nose-job man
in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.

:53:40
- Your Highness.
- Nose job? She's already had a nose job.

:53:44
It was her Sweet-16 present.
:53:46
No, it's not what you think.
It's much, much worse.

:53:50
If you do not give me
the combination to the air shield,

:53:53
Dr Schlotkin will give your daughter back
:53:56
her old nose!
:53:58
No!
:54:03
- Where did you get that?
- All right, I'll tell. I'll tell.

:54:07
- No, Daddy, no! You mustn't.
- You're right, my dear.

:54:10
I'll miss your new nose, but I will not
tell him the combination, no matter what.

:54:15
Very well. Dr Schlotkin, do your worst.
:54:19
My pleasure.
:54:24
No! Wait! Wait!
:54:26
I'll tell. I'll tell.
:54:29
I knew it would work.
:54:31
All right. Give it to me.
:54:34
The combination is
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one.
:54:39
- One.
- One.

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Two.
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- Two.
- Two.

:54:42
Three.
:54:43
- Three.
- Three.

:54:44
Four.
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- Four.
- Four.

:54:48
Five.
:54:48
- Five.
- Five.

:54:50
So the combination is
one, two, three, four, five.

:54:56
That's the stupidest combination
I ever heard in my life!

:54:58
That's the kind of thing
an idiot would have on his luggage.


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