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1:12:01
The ring! I can't believe
you fell for the oldest trick in the book!

1:12:06
What a goof!
What's with you, man? Come on!

1:12:10
You know what?
Let me give it back to you. Oh!

1:12:13
Oh, look at that. You fell for that, too.
I can't believe it, man.

1:12:19
So, Lone Starr, now you see
that evil will always triumph

1:12:24
because good is dumb.
1:12:35
Very impressive, Lone Starr. Too bad
this isn't the Wide World of Sports.

1:12:41
Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr
Use the Schwartz

1:12:44
I can't. I lost the ring.
1:12:47
Forget the ring The ring is bupkis
1:12:49
I found it in a Cracker Jack box
1:12:52
The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr
lt"s in you!

1:12:56
All right. I'll try.
1:12:58
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
1:13:01
And I don't mean
your pals in the Winnebago.

1:13:12
Thank you for pressing
the self-destruct button

1:13:15
This ship will self-destruct
in three minutes

1:13:22
What's going on?
Where the hell are we? Paris?

1:13:26
Thank you for pressing the button
1:13:28
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly two minutes and 45 seconds

1:13:33
Stop it. Is there any way to stop it?
1:13:35
I can't. It's irreversible.
1:13:37
Like my raincoat.
1:13:39
Attention, this is Colonel Sandurz
in forward command. Abandon ship!

1:13:43
Abandon ship!
All personnel proceed to escape pods.

1:13:46
Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo.
1:13:49
The self-destruct mechanism
has been activated. Abandon ship.

1:13:53
Sandurz! Sandurz, you gotta help me.
1:13:56
I don't know what to do.
I can't make decisions. I'm a president!


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