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First Officer's log,
stardate 41775.5.
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We are en route
to the ocean world ofPacifica.
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While our mission is scientific,
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we look forward to the blue waters
and fine beaches
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that make Pacifica
ajewel of the galaxy.
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So the guy staggers to his feet
and goes back to the girl.
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She smiles, looks him straight
in the eye and says,
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"Just try that in hyperspace!"
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I see. So the difficulty
in attaining such complex positioning
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in zero gravity
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and the effect it would have on a
human male's psychological wellbeing,
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is what makes
this anecdote so amusing.
:00:45
Yes, very humorous indeed.
:00:48
Hysterical, in fact.
:01:05
What is our ETA at Pacifica,
Mr La Forge?
:01:07
22 hours, 1 4 minutes, sir.
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- Increase to warp six.
- Aye, sir. Full impulse.
:01:14
Would anyone object
to our arriving ahead of schedule?
:01:17
I know I won't. I've been really
looking forward to a nice swim.
:01:21
The holodeck can be programmed
to recreate an oceanic environment.
:01:26
Data, it's just not the same.
:01:29
Have you ever been
for a real moonlight swim?
:01:33
One can swim in moonlight?
:01:37
How about you, Mr Worf?
:01:40
Swimming is too much like... bathing.
:01:45
Cmdr Riker.
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- I'm receiving a Code 47.
- Verify.
:01:51
It is Code 47, sir.
Starfleet emergency frequency.
:01:56
Code 47. Captain's eyes only.
:01:59
Captain, I'm sorry to disturb you.