:08:00
We've got some rules around here.
:08:03
Second shelf is mine.
:08:05
That's where I keep my root beers
and my double-thick Oreo cookies.
:08:09
Nobody touches the second shelf, but me.
:08:14
There's another rule around here,
and I want you to pay close attention.
:08:17
Don't touch anything.
:08:19
Everything is exactly where I want it.
:08:21
Grandpa...
:08:22
...is it true that Santa Carla's
the murder capital of the world?
:08:26
There are some bad elements around here.
:08:28
Wait, let me get this straight.
:08:29
You're telling me we've moved
to the murder capital of the world?
:08:32
Are you serious, Grandpa?
:08:34
Well, let me put it this way.
:08:35
If all the corpses buried around here
were to stand up all at once...
:08:39
...we'd have one hell
of a population problem.
:08:43
Great, Dad.
:08:44
Now, on Wednesdays...
:08:46
...when the mailman brings the TV Guide...
:08:49
...sometimes the address label
is curled up just a little.
:08:52
You'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't.
:08:55
You'll only wind up rippin' the cover
and I don't like that.
:08:58
And stay outta here.
:09:01
-You have a TV?
-No.
:09:03
I just like to read the TV Guide.
:09:05
If you read the TV Guide,
you don't need a TV.