:39:00
Just like out of a comic book.
:39:02
You're a vampire, Michael!
:39:03
My own brother,
a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire!
:39:06
Wait till Mom finds out!
:39:08
Sammy, wait! Sam!
:39:09
-Stay back!
-Just let me talk-
:39:11
Wait a minute! Sam!
:39:15
Stay away from me, Mike!
:39:50
You did the right thing by calling us.
:39:52
Does your brother sleep a lot?
:39:53
Yeah, all day.
:39:54
Does the sunlight freak him out?
:39:56
He wears sunglasses in the house.
:39:58
Bad breath? Long fingernails?
:40:01
Yeah, his fingernails are a bit longer....
:40:03
He always had bad breath, though.
:40:06
He's a vampire all right.
:40:08
Here's what you do.
:40:10
Get yourself a good sharp stake...
:40:12
...and drive it through his heart.
:40:14
I can't do that! He's my brother!
:40:16
Okay, we'll come over and do it for you.
:40:17
No!
:40:18
You better get yourself
a garlic T-shirt, buddy.
:40:21
Or it's your funeral.