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"The Princess Bride",
by S. Morgenstern.
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Chapter One.
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Buttercup was raised on a small farm
in the country of Florin.
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Her favorite pastimes were
riding her horse
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and tormenting the farm boy
that worked there.
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His name was Westley,
but she never called him that.
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Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
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Yeah. It's really good.
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Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure
as ordering Westley around.
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Farm boy.
Polish my horse's saddle.
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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.
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As you wish.
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"As you wish"
was all he ever said to her.
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Farm Boy. Fill these with water...
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please.
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As you wish.
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That day, she was amazed to discover
that when he was saying, "As you wish,"
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what he meant was,
"I love you."
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And even more amazing was the day
she realized she truly loved him back.
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Farm Boy,
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fetch me that pitcher.
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As you wish.
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Hold it, hold it.
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What is this? Are you trying to trick me?
Where's the sports?