:17:05
You can't come in here, Bozo.
Take your crap to the mail slot.
:17:08
I work here. Just started.
:17:10
What do you want, an engraved
invitation? Come on. Come on.
:17:16
Brantley, eh?
Somebody gave you that name?
:17:20
Jesus, a college puke.
This really makes my day.
:17:24
- Well, you're welcome.
- Melrose, get over here!
:17:32
Listen to what he says,
then do what he does.
:17:34
Stay out of my way. Don't use
the stamp machine for personal letters.
:17:37
Take off that stupid-looking tie.
Looks like you shot your couch.
:17:40
- You got any questions?
- Yeah. What do I call you?
:17:42
- Call me God.
- Got a problem, Boss? I'm your man.
:17:45
Show the college puke the ropes
and keep him outta my face.
:17:48
His name is Brantley.
:17:50
All right, kid.
Follow me.
:17:54
All right, you stick with me
and everything's gonna be copacetic.
:17:57
Twice a day you deliver. Like a mailman,
you pick up whatever's goin'out.
:18:00
I can do it in 30 minutes.
Rattigan thinks it takes me two hours.
:18:03
What's this department?
What do they do here?
:18:05
Who knows? This place is a zoo.
Nobody knows what anybody else is doin'.
:18:09
Can you get promoted
out of the mail room?
:18:11
You can't even get paroled
out of the mail room. Excuse me, dear.
:18:17
Good morning.
:18:18
- Nix.
- What?
:18:21
- Good morning.
- Look, not the suits.
:18:24
- What do you mean?
- Excuse me, sir.
:18:26
- Good morning.
- Look, not the suits, man.
:18:29
You never consort with the suits,
unless they consort with you first.
:18:33
That's ridiculous. He's a person.
I'm a person. I can't say hello?
:18:36
He's not a person.
He's a suit.
:18:38
You're mail room.
No consorting. Come on.
:18:43
We're entering
a sensitive zone.
:18:44
This guy in that office
just got canned.
:18:46
Mail room knew about it on Friday.
He just found out today.
:18:49
No kidding.
Is his job still open?
:18:52
No, man, an economic cutback.
His job was dissolved.
:18:55
About two dozen suits
got the ax.