1:15:00
- No, I mean I'm not available!
- Good, you're not gonna charge me.
1:15:05
Don't worry, Brantley. I don't wanna
marry you. I'm already married.
1:15:07
- I just wanna love you.
- Love.
1:15:10
I don't mean love as in two star-crossed
virginettes running through the clover.
1:15:13
Nothing icky like that. I'm a practical
woman. You should be a practical man.
1:15:17
If you just let me, I could steer you
through these shark-infested waters...
1:15:20
of this stupid company
just like I steered Howard.
1:15:23
Look, I like you. I really like you.
But I gotta tell you.
1:15:26
I've become seriously and emotionally
involved with someone who isn't my aunt.
1:15:30
- I forgive you, Brantley.
- Listen!
1:15:33
- There is someone else in my life!
- I got it. I don't care.
1:15:36
There's someone else
in my life too.
1:15:38
Maybe we should introduce
your girlfriend to my husband.
1:15:41
Look, I don't wanna get rough with you,
but I'll belt you around if I have to.
1:15:45
Jesus Christ, Vera!
I'm gonna get fired. Gimme a break.
1:15:48
Don't whine, Brantley.
Life is too short.
1:15:50
Before you know it, you'll be 25,
wondering where it all went.
1:15:57
- What the hell is this?
- He fainted.
1:16:00
Fainted?
1:16:02
- Dead away.
- Actually, he hit his head.
1:16:06
- It was like fainting. Knocked out.
- Hit his head on what?
1:16:09
- The floor.
- The ceiling.
1:16:10
- Which one?
- Both.
1:16:12
- Neither.
- What the hell happened?
1:16:14
Uncle Howard,
it was like this.
1:16:16
I walked into your office...
1:16:20
and I saw this beautiful woman...
1:16:22
who I had never seen before
in my life.
1:16:24
And imagine my surprise
when I found out it was my Aunt Vera.
1:16:28
Well, he was so excited,
his blood pressure shot up...
1:16:32
and then he fell and
hit his head on the floor.
1:16:34
Out like a light.
So I crawled deliriously to the sofa.
1:16:38
- And I rushed to his aid.
- And you walked in.
1:16:41
And shame on you for not telling me
our nephew's working for the company.
1:16:45
Our nephew works
for the company.
1:16:47
I've got a million things
to take care of today.
1:16:49
- Why are you here?
- Lunch.
1:16:51
- We were supposed to have lunch.
- I've had my lunch.
1:16:54
- You don't seem to realize...
- I do realize, Howard.
1:16:58
So, you won't mind if Brantley and I go
out to lunch to get better acquainted?