Three Men and a Baby
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:15:02
- What's it doing there?
- It's sleeping.

:15:05
Oh, okay. Who do you
suppose it belongs to?

:15:08
Oh, Peter, there's a little note.
:15:12
All right, I'll just go in and...
:15:15
okay, play along.
:15:20
''Dear Jack, here is our baby--''
:15:23
Oh, no.
:15:25
- You really don't know
anything about this?
- I knew it.

:15:28
I knew it. I knew this was gonna
happen to him sooner or later.

:15:32
- ''I can't handle this now.
I don't know where else to turn.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right.

:15:35
- ''Someday I hope
you can both forgive me.
- Unbelievable.

:15:39
Her name is Mary. Love, Sylvia.''
Who's Sylvia?

:15:41
How am I supposed to know?
You have to be a social secretary
to keep track of all his women.

:15:45
He left a message about a package.
He said it'd be delivered today.

:15:48
He said to put it aside
and not to worry about it.

:15:50
- He said that about a baby?
- I'd say he takes his procreation
business a little lightly.

:15:54
- So what are we supposed
to do about this?
- We pick it up.

:15:57
- You pick it up.
- I'm not picking it up.

:16:00
You found it!
:16:07
- Look, we gotta do something.
One of us has to pick it up.
- Well, it's not gonna be me!

:16:20
Now what? I don't know anything
about taking care of babies.

:16:22
Well, neither do I!
:16:24
- Look, we gotta do something!
- Be my guest.

:16:27
- Hey, it's not my responsibility.
- It's not mine either!

:16:29
- Don't yell at me, Peter.
- Well, it can't be that difficult.

:16:32
All we gotta do is, is feed it.
It'll shut up.

:16:35
- Well, I don't know what babies eat.
- Soft stuff.

:16:37
I mean, we were babies once, for God's
sake. What did-- What did we eat?

:16:40
I don't know. It couldn't have been
very good. I can't remember.

:16:45
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where you goin'?
- I'm going to the market
to get some baby food.

:16:49
We can't feed it birthday cake
and goat cheese.

:16:51
- So what am I supposed to do?
- Entertain it.

:16:54
''Entertain it.''
:16:59
Entertain it?
How do you entertain a baby?


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