:23:01
You are a cute little bundle,
aren't you?
:23:06
You do realize she did a doodle.
Yes, you did.
:23:10
Would you like me to
give you a hand in changing her?
:23:14
No. No, no, no, I can do it.
I-I-I'm used to it. I'm used to it.
:23:17
Well, thanks a lot, Mrs Hathaway.
We gotta go now. All right?
:23:20
So, uh, so we're gonna say bye-bye now.
:23:22
- All right? Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Mary.
:23:25
- Bye-bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Okay, bye.
- Little child.
:23:27
Of course, if you ever need
anyone to babysit--
:23:30
All right. Yeah? All right.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
:23:32
- Mr Mitchell, she's a lovely baby.
- Yeah, adorable.
:23:35
Where the hell have you been?
This baby hasn't stopped crying
since you left, and she did a doodle.
:23:38
''Doodle''? What the hell's that?
No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
:23:42
Oh, you're gonna know, pal, 'cause
she did it. What's with all the bags?
:23:45
I had to go to three different places to
buy four different kinds of formula...
:23:49
two different kinds of diapers,
bottles, towels, nipples.
:23:54
You have no idea
how much crap these kids need.
:23:56
- How old is she, anyway?
- How should I know? You want me
to check her driver's licence?
:23:59
- Feel her teeth.
- What?
-Just feel her teeth.
:24:01
The druggist said that you can tell
how old she is by feeling her teeth.
:24:04
Well, I'm not feeling her teeth!
You feel her teeth!
I'm tired of holding her, anyway! Here!
:24:07
No! Uh, no, I can't hold her and,
and make her bottle at the same time.
:24:10
All right, I'll hold her,
you check for the teeth, okay?
:24:14
- Come on!
- All right.
:24:23
- I can't feel anything.
- What do you think that means?
:24:25
- It means she doesn't
have any damn teeth!
- Well, neither did Gabby Hayes,
and he was 90! So what?
:24:29
All right, then we'll give her
the stuff for newborns,
hope she's not allergic to it.
:24:33
You have no idea how much stuff
these kids can be allergic to.
What's that stench?
:24:37
Michael, hold her.
Just hold her. That's it.
:24:41
- Wait a minute. Peter, this is a girl.
Should we be doing this?
- Michael, just hold her, will ya,
so I can get the diaper off.
:24:46
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
:24:48
How can something so small create
so much of something so disgusting?
:24:52
Oh, God. Beats the shit out of me.
All right, hand me the other diaper.
There, take--
:24:57
- Wait a minute.
Shouldn't we wash her first?
- Uh, we'll wash her later.