:18:01
They gotta be kidding.
:18:03
What's happenin', baby?
How you doin' today, huh?
:18:06
My name is Johnny.
That's right. That's right.
:18:09
But you can call me Mr Cool.
You know what I'm sayin'?
:18:12
Hey, wh-what's your name, huh?
Huh? Haven't I seen you
around the neighbourhood?
:18:15
Come on, baby, wh-- Wait, what's
the matter? Cat got your tongue?
:18:18
Why can't you talk? Huh? Huh?
:18:24
Come on, kid, laugh it up.
I'm doin' my best.
:18:31
Mr Foley, I need
a cheque okay on two.
:18:37
Excuse me. Uh, is this
a good meal for a baby?
:18:39
- That's for toddlers.
- Toddler? What's a toddler?
:18:42
- Ayear and half, two years.
- No, no, I-I need something for a baby.
:18:45
- This is your first.
- First what?
:18:47
- Baby.
- Uh, yeah. First and the last.
:18:51
- No matter how much you prepare, you're
never quite ready for 'em, are you?
- No, you're not.
:18:54
- Um, listen, could you-- Can you hel--
- Did you know that what an infant eats
in its first 1 2 months...
:18:58
can determine its entire
psychological and physical future?
:19:01
That's fascinating,
but all I need is some food.
:19:03
Just some food, that's all, uh, Edna.
:19:06
- What's the best-selling brand?
- That white can over there.
:19:08
- Great. This is the best, then?
- No, it's the cheapest.
That's why it sells the most.
:19:14
- Uh-huh. How about this one, then?
- Oh, that's good.
:19:16
- Good.
- But it's got iron in it.
:19:18
- Is that bad?
- It is if your baby's allergic to it.
:19:21
- How do you know
if she's allergic to it?
- They throw up all over you.
:19:24
Of course, they throw up all over you
even if they're not allergic to it too.
:19:28
Some babies can't hold anything down
for more than a minute.
:19:31
- What about this one?
- That's for older babies.
:19:34
How old's your baby?
:19:39
- About that old.
- You don't know how old your baby is?
:19:42
Yes, I do. I know--
I know how old my baby is.
:19:44
- Is she teething?
- Teething?
:19:46
Well, you know, uh,
does she cry all night?
:19:49
Does she chew on her fist
and drool a lot?
:19:51
All right, okay, then I'll take three of
these and I'll take some of these, and
thanks very much for your time, Edna.
:19:58
You've been a source of great stress.