:24:01
The druggist said that you can tell
how old she is by feeling her teeth.
:24:04
Well, I'm not feeling her teeth!
You feel her teeth!
I'm tired of holding her, anyway! Here!
:24:07
No! Uh, no, I can't hold her and,
and make her bottle at the same time.
:24:10
All right, I'll hold her,
you check for the teeth, okay?
:24:14
- Come on!
- All right.
:24:23
- I can't feel anything.
- What do you think that means?
:24:25
- It means she doesn't
have any damn teeth!
- Well, neither did Gabby Hayes,
and he was 90! So what?
:24:29
All right, then we'll give her
the stuff for newborns,
hope she's not allergic to it.
:24:33
You have no idea how much stuff
these kids can be allergic to.
What's that stench?
:24:37
Michael, hold her.
Just hold her. That's it.
:24:41
- Wait a minute. Peter, this is a girl.
Should we be doing this?
- Michael, just hold her, will ya,
so I can get the diaper off.
:24:46
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
:24:48
How can something so small create
so much of something so disgusting?
:24:52
Oh, God. Beats the shit out of me.
All right, hand me the other diaper.
There, take--
:24:57
- Wait a minute.
Shouldn't we wash her first?
- Uh, we'll wash her later.
:25:00
Just-- Well, give me the cotton.
Give me the-- Oh!
:25:03
How about this?
:25:06
Come on. Uh, Michael, I--
Just give me a little cotton.
:25:08
- I don't need a package.
I just need some cotton.
- All right, here.
:25:10
Oh, no, wait, g-- The wipies. Get me the
g-- the, you know, the cotton wipies.
:25:13
Right.
:25:17
Here it is.
:25:20
- All right.
- Ooh, this is disgusting.
:25:23
It's all over, and it's, it's--
it's sticky and--
:25:27
We're gonna need some kind of
cleaning fluid to get it off.
:25:30
- How about after-shave?
- Aw, come on, Michael!
Just get me one of the diapers!
:25:33
All right.
:25:39
All right, good. Now, these tape things
go in the front or the back?
:25:41
- Uh, how am I supposed to know?
- Okay. There.
:25:45
Whoa! These diapers are way too big.
:25:47
- What size did you get, adult?
- They're ultra-absorbent.
:25:50
The more absorbent the better,
if you ask me.
:25:53
Will you hold her for a minute?
The kid's going crazy. I--
:25:55
- I don't want to.
- Come on, Michael!
:25:57
- Hey, don't pull that so hard.
It's gonna rip.
- I'm not gonna rip it.
:25:59
Yes, you are.