:31:09
- Rebecca, you're--
- Yeah, I came as soon as I got
your messages. What's the emer--
:31:12
- Who are-- Who are you?
- Um--
-Jan.
:31:15
- This is Jan Clopatz.
This is Peter Mitchell.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- How do you do? Come on.
:31:19
Jan is a cellist from Hungary.
:31:21
He's playing with the Brauslau
Baroque Ensemble at Carnegie Hall.
:31:24
- What a thrill.
- Peter, what's the emergency?
:31:27
Just come with me.
:31:31
This is the big emergency.
:31:36
- It's a baby.
- Why is that the first thing
everybody says-- ''It's a baby''?
Of course it's a baby.
:31:41
- It's your baby?
- No, it's not my baby.
:31:44
- It's Jack's baby.
-Jack has a baby?
:31:46
I realize such a concept
tends to negate our belief
in a benevolent God, but yes.
:31:50
Well, it doesn't look like Jack.
Jack's got more hair.
:31:52
I'm glad you can joke at a time
like this. See? She needs to be held.
:31:55
- Babies like to be held.
- Hmm.
:31:58
- Where is he?
-Jack? Oh.
:32:01
Jack's in Turkey, which is where I'd be
if my baby was in New York.
:32:03
Now look, Rebecca, we're dying here.
:32:06
Michael doesn't know
anything about babies.
I don't know anything about babies.
:32:09
On top of that,
I got deadlines hanging all over me.
:32:12
I've been reading these--
these books about babies.
:32:15
I can't figure it out.
For instance, it says here-- Look.
:32:18
''Feed every two hours.'' Well, it takes
me two hours to get her to eat anything.
:32:22
So does it mean feed her
every two hours from when I start?
:32:25
- Yeah.
- Or every two hours from when I finish?
:32:26
Because I've been feeding her
every two hours from when I start,
and I'm feeding her all the time!
:32:30
- Mmm.
- So which is it?
:32:33
- Why are you asking me?
- Because you're a woman.
:32:35
Yeah. That doesn't mean I automatically
know what to do with babies.
:32:38
Rebecca, now, pl--
:32:42
please, uh, stay with me and,
and help me take care of her.
:32:46
- You want me to take care of her.
- Yes.
:32:48
- Now?
- No, when she graduates from college.
Yes, now.
:32:52
I can't do that, Peter.
:32:54
Baby take very,
very much work, huh? Yeah.
:32:58
Thank you for telling me that,Jan.
I didn't know that.
What is he, an idiot savant?