1:14:04
Where are you? Help them, please.
1:14:10
Sure, I can help them.
But you've got to help me.
1:14:14
-What?
-I'm what you call an illegal alien.
1:14:16
I want out for good.
To do that, I've gotta get married.
1:14:22
These aren't my rules. Come to think of it,
I don't have any rules.
1:14:27
Come on.
1:14:29
Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience.
We both get something.
1:14:32
I get out. You get the most
eligible bachelor since Valentino.
1:14:36
-We're even.
-Okay, just help them.
1:14:41
Sure.
1:14:52
Beetlejuice.
1:15:02
It's show time.
1:15:20
Attention, K-Mart shoppers:
1:15:33
I'm back. I feel real good about myself.
You know what I mean? So...
1:15:37
...without further delay...
1:15:41
...welcome to Winter River!
1:15:43
Museum of Natural Greed!
1:15:45
A monument to the bored businessman.
1:15:47
Come a little closer.
Step right up! Test your strength.