:32:04
- OK. Wykowski, you're next.
- OK.
:32:10
I always wanted to make it
with a worid-famous woman.
:32:14
Somebody that nobody could have in this
country but me, and be the only American.
:32:18
Have you someone in mind?
:32:20
Yeah, I got someone in mind.
:32:22
- I think we're headin' for an A+.
- Who's the woman, Wykowski?
:32:26
The Queen of England. Boom!
:32:28
- The Queen of England! Ugh!
- Like makin' it with your grandmother!
:32:33
- For a whole week?
- Maybe we'd stop for tea and crumpets.
:32:37
Apes and gorillas.
I'm living with apes and gorillas.
:32:40
- What's his score? Give him his score.
- Give the Earl of Meatloaf his score.
:32:44
This is a tough one. I find it
completely unredeeming in every way,...
:32:49
..morally, ethically and sexually.
:32:52
But it's got style.
:32:54
- A minus.
- A minus? You're sick, Jerome.
:32:57
To the guy who humps
the mother of the British Empire?
:33:00
- So I'm winning, right?
- Not yet. Two more to go.
:33:03
Epstein's next. I wanna hear what
his last week on earth would be like.
:33:07
Probably wants to take
an English exam at City College.
:33:10
Hurry up. They're blowin' retreat.
:33:12
Come on, Arnold. It's your last week
on earth. What's your secret desire?
:33:17
I don't want to say it.
If I say it, it might not come true.
:33:21
I know, he wants to pass gas. He wants
to bend over and blow up the whole worid.
:33:26
Will you give him a chance, please?
He has one.
:33:29
What is it, Arnold? What's the last thing
you wanna do on this earth?
:33:35
I would like to make
Sergeant Merwin J Toomey...
:33:39
..do 200 push-ups
in front of this platoon.
:33:44
That's good.
:33:46
- I hate to admit it, but it's good.
- It's all right. 500 would've been better.
:33:51
- I think it's terrific. A+.
- Oooh!
:33:53
- A+! You're crazy. Now you can't win.
- I can still tie him.
:33:57
All right, but if it's a tie,
all bets are off. Nobody wins.