:04:02
Ebby!
:04:07
Jesus.
:04:09
Game starts in four minutes.
Why ain't you warm?
:04:12
l am warm.
:04:14
Jesus, this is your
professional debut tonight.
:04:16
Million guys give their left nut
to be in your shoes.
:04:19
You're leaving your fastball in
the locker room for some piece of ass.
:04:22
Skip, it is me.
:04:24
l am not some, quote,
piece of ass, unquote.
:04:29
Oh, Millie.
:04:31
Jeez, sorry.
Didn't recognize you.
:04:35
Don't take this personally, Millie,
but if l catch you in here again...
:04:38
you're banned from the ballpark.
:04:40
You can't ban me
from the ballpark...
:04:42
'cause my daddy
donated that scoreboard.
:04:44
And if you ban me, he just might
take that scoreboard away.
:04:47
What do we need
a scoreboard for?
:04:49
We ain't scored any runs
all year.
:04:51
Now you get your ass out there!
:04:54
Hey, boss, l got a question.
:04:55
What?
:04:57
You think l need a nickname?
l think l need a nickname.
:05:00
We were talking about it.
All the great ones have nicknames.
:05:02
Like "Oil Can," "Catfish."
What was the one you were--
:05:04
"Pokey."
:05:05
What do you think of"Pokey"?
:05:07
You got three minutes.
:05:09
Goddamn, son of a bitchin',
motherfuckin' shithead!
:05:12
Time for another quickie.
:05:14
Jesus, you got
a game to pitch.
:05:17
We got three minutes.
:05:29
Come on, folks.
Let's hear it for Max Patkin--
:05:33
the clown prince of baseball.
:05:35
You gonna sit there all day?
:05:37
And now
"The Greatest Show on Dirt"...
:05:39
your own Durham Bulls!
:05:46
l'm there. l'm ready.
:05:53
And now WRDU radio presents...
:05:56
the voice of the Durham Bulls,
Teddy Garland.
:05:58
The Bulls off to a slow start,
having dropped their first three games.