:18:01
l just thought we should kinda
get to know each other.
:18:04
Time-out.
Why do you get to choose?
:18:08
- Why?
- Why do you get to choose?
:18:11
Why don't l get to choose?
Why doesn't he get to choose?
:18:14
Actually, nobody on this planet
ever really chooses each other.
:18:18
lt's all a question
of quantum physics...
:18:20
molecular attraction
and timing.
:18:22
Laws we don't understand that
bring us together and tear us apart.
:18:25
lt's like pheromones.
:18:28
You get three ants together,
they can't do dick.
:18:31
You get 300 million of them,
they can build a cathedral.
:18:37
ls somebody gonna go to bed
with somebody?
:18:39
Honey, you are a regular
nuclear meltdown.
:18:42
You better cool off.
:18:46
Where you going?
:18:48
After 12 years in the minor leagues,
l don't try out.
:18:51
Besides...
:18:53
l don't believe in quantum physics
when it comes to matters of the heart.
:18:57
What do you believe in, then?
:18:59
l believe in the soul...
:19:02
the cock, the pussy...
:19:05
the small of a woman's back...
:19:07
the hanging curveball,
high-fiver, good scotch...
:19:09
that the novels of Susan Sontag
are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
:19:13
l believe Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone.
:19:15
l believe there oughta be
a constitutional amendment...
:19:17
outlawing Astroturf
and the designated hitter.
:19:19
l believe in the sweet spot,
soft-core pornography...
:19:22
open your presents Christmas morning
rather than Christmas Eve...
:19:25
and l believe in long, slow,
deep, soft, wet kisses...
:19:28
that last three days.
:19:31
Good night.
:19:33
Oh, my.
:19:37
Hey, what's all
this molecule stuff?
:19:42
Crash, wait!
:19:43
All's l want is a date.
:19:44
l'm not gonna fall in love
with you or nothing.
:19:47
l'm not interested in a woman
who's interested in that boy.
:19:50
Good night.
:19:51
- l'm not interested yet.
- Who you calling a boy?
:19:54
See you at the yard, Meat.
:19:55
Damn, nobody's ever said no
to a date with me before.
:19:59
He's crazy.