:30:01
you're gonna be the all-time
minor-league champ.
:30:02
The record's 246.
:30:04
Well, 24 7 home runs
in the minor leagues...
:30:06
would be a kind of
dubious honor.
:30:10
l think it would be great.
The Sporting News should know it.
:30:12
No.Just no. Please.
:30:17
Okay.
:30:20
Last chance,
your place or mine?
:30:23
Despite my rejection
of most Judeo-Christian ethics...
:30:26
l am, within the framework
of the baseball season, monogamous.
:30:32
- Gimme a break.
- lt's true.
:30:34
Stop it.
:30:38
Jeez, the fact is...
:30:40
you're afraid of meeting a guy
like me, 'cause it might be real...
:30:42
so you sabotage it with some,
what is it...
:30:46
bullshit about commitment
to a young boy you can boss around.
:30:49
That's a great deal.
:30:51
Nice.
:30:52
l know women like you.
:30:56
You're a regular
patron saint.
:30:59
Stray cats, lost causes...
:31:02
or 6'3" homeless studs.
:31:06
Oh, Crash,
you do make speeches.
:31:23
Crash, that was fabulous.
:31:27
Crash?
:31:30
You mean Nuke.
You said Crash.
:31:35
No, l said Nuke.
:31:38
You said Crash.
:31:40
Oh, no.
:31:41
Sweetie, you shouldn't listen
to what a woman says...
:31:43
when she's in the throes
of passion.
:31:47
They say the darndest things.
:31:49
Yeah, you said Crash.
:31:52
Honey...
:31:54
would you rather l'd be making love
to him using your name...
:31:56
or making love to you
using his name?