:42:01
When they get woolly
:42:04
Try a little tenderness
:42:09
Stop it.
:42:11
Thank you.
:42:13
What?
:42:14
lt's not "woolly."
:42:16
Nobody gets "woolly."
Women get "weary."
:42:18
They don't get "woolly."
:42:20
Nobody's got "stress,"
they're wearing a "dress."
:42:23
Damn, l hate people
that get the words wrong.
:42:27
How come you don't like me?
:42:29
You don't respect yourself,
which is your problem.
:42:34
But you don't respect the game,
and that's my problem.
:42:37
- You got a gift.
- What do l got?
:42:40
You got a gift. When you were
a baby, the gods reached down...
:42:42
and turned your right arm
into a thunderbolt.
:42:44
You got a Hall-of-Fame arm,
but you're pissing it away.
:42:47
l ain't pissing nothing away.
l got a Porsche already.
:42:50
l got a 9-11,
with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
:42:53
You don't need
a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
:42:55
What you need is a curveball.
:42:56
ln the Show, everybody
can hit a fastball.
:42:59
How would you know?
:43:01
You've been in the majors?
:43:06
Yeah, l've been in the majors.
:43:08
You were?
:43:10
You've been in the Show?
:43:12
Yeah, l was in the Show.
:43:15
l was in the Show
for 21 days once.
:43:20
Twenty-one greatest days
of my life.
:43:23
You never handle your luggage
in the Show.
:43:26
Somebody else
carries your bags.
:43:27
lt's great.
:43:29
You hit white balls
for batting practice.
:43:33
Ballparks are like cathedrals.
:43:37
The hotels
all have room service.
:43:41
The women all have
long legs and brains.
:43:47
They're really hot?
:43:48
Yeah, and so are the pitchers.
:43:50
They throw ungodly breaking stuff
in the Show.
:43:52
Exploding sliders.
:43:56
You could be one of those guys.
:43:59
Nuke could be one of those guys,
but you don't give a fuck, Meat.