:46:00
lt's time to tell it
like it is, sports fans.
:46:03
This is the most wretched
road trip l've seen in 20 years.
:46:06
And possibly the worst Durham team
in half a century.
:46:09
ls the modern-day athlete a pale
imitation of the great warriors?
:46:12
Only Crash Davis
stands out this year.
:46:14
Begging the question, what are
these boys thinking about?
:46:16
'Cause it sure ain't baseball.
:46:35
Hey, Mr. Hormone,
check out this.
:46:38
lce-skaters.
God, look at 'em.
:46:42
Hey, fellas,
that's what we need, man.
:46:44
One night with these skaters,
we can get right back on track.
:46:46
Yeah, right.
:46:47
Just need a night off
to end our losing streak.
:46:50
What we need is a rain-out.
:46:52
l can get us a rain-out.
:46:54
There ain't been a cloud
in the sky in weeks.
:46:58
Hundred bucks says l can get us
a rain-out for tomorrow.
:47:07
You're on.
:47:15
l ain't paying for this.
Crash, pay for this.
:47:18
Shut up. You're gonna
wake everybody up.
:47:20
Let the bonus baby
pay for it.
:47:24
Jesus, man.
:47:43
Crash, what are you doing?
:47:55
Oh, my goodness!
:47:59
We got ourselves
a natural disaster.