:08:02
- No, I need a job.
- We value education.
:08:04
- We require a degree.
- You should go to college.
:08:38
- The bar's closed, pal.
- I know. I'm looking for the manager.
:08:42
What's the matter?
Find a hair in your quiche?
:08:47
No. I'm looking for a job.
:08:50
I see. You want to put a hair
in somebody else's quiche.
:08:53
- Just get canned?
- I'm looking...
:08:56
Looking for
something better.
:08:58
Coughlin's Law:
:09:00
Anything else
is always something better. "
:09:04
Coughlin's Law?
:09:05
Douglas Coughlin,
logical negativist.
:09:08
Flourished in the last part
of the 20th century.
:09:11
Propounded a set of laws that
the world generally ignored...
:09:14
to its detriment.
:09:16
Me.
:09:17
- Ever work behind the bar?
- My uncle's in the business.
:09:22
You know how to make a Red Eye,"
mister... What's your name?
:09:24
Brian Flanagan.
No, I'm...
:09:26
sorry I haven't had
the pleasure as yet.
:09:29
What about a vodka martini
with a Pernod float?
:09:31
I'm a fast learner.
:09:35
Ever throw a 400-pound
psychopath out of a bar?
:09:38
I guess I could if I had to.
:09:40
What about a 100-pound ballerina
that's been speeding for three days?
:09:43
just open the door and let her
pirouette out in the street?
:09:48
Well, these are just some of the tasks
you'll be asked to perform, young Flanagan.
:09:51
This is the Upper East Side, the saloon
capital of the world. The big time.
:09:54
Are you ready for the big time,
young Mr. Flanagan?