:06:00
I taught him all I know.
:06:02
Together with a token,
it might get me on a subway.
:06:05
You can only
take a guy so far.
:06:07
Then it's a question of biology.
Biology is destiny.
:06:09
Ah, the old fool-osopher.
:06:12
You see, there are two kinds
of people in this world:
:06:14
the workers and the hustlers.
:06:16
The hustlers never work
and the workers never hustle.
:06:18
And you, my friend,
are a worker.
:06:21
God knows I've tried to beat
that instinct out of him...
:06:23
but it's there ingrained
in your immigrant blood.
:06:26
Look how tasty your cocktails are.
Look how clean you keep your bar.
:06:29
Why, man, you actually
take pride in your work.
:06:34
I do not.
:06:36
Is he or isn't he
a great bartender?
:06:39
- Oh, the best.
- See, they love you.
:06:43
Listen, Bozo, If you think
I'm stuck in this gig...
:06:45
Face it,
you're a career proletarian.
:06:47
You've been standing in a puddle
so long, you've got webbed feet.
:06:51
just because he get's lucky
with a rich chick...
:06:53
Lucky, he says.
Why, you couldn't do it.
:06:55
I've known this man for three years,
and believe me, he's not a closer.
:06:59
This place is crawling
with moneyed females.
:07:04
Case in point: rich and ripe
and out of your league.
:07:11
- Out of my league?
- Mm-hmm.
:07:12
Well, she just happened to be here
checking me out the other night.
:07:15
Maybe she had
15 minutes to kill.
:07:21
You know what it'd take to make a score
on a smart woman like that?
:07:24
You'd have to get over on her,
her managers, her lawyers...
:07:26
her trustees, her maid,
and her tennis coach.
:07:32
I've been training for this
my whole life.
:07:34
Well, 50 bucks...
:07:39
says you don't even
make it over the bar.
:07:42
Gentlemen, that's a bet.
:07:46
You guys are in on this.
Be cool.
:07:51
Mademoiselle.
:07:53
Vodka on the rocks
with a squeeze of lime.
:07:55
Oh, no, no.
This is the tropics.
:07:57
At least try a Jus D'Amour.
:07:59
Pardon me.