:00:54
You don't like flying, do you?
:00:57
What gives you that idea?
:01:01
You want to know the secret
to surviving air travel?
:01:06
After you get where you're going,
take off your shoes and socks.
:01:09
Then you walk around on the rug barefoot
and make fists with your toes.
:01:14
Fists with your toes?
:01:17
I know. It sounds crazy.
:01:19
Trust me.
I've been doing it for nine years.
:01:21
Yes, sir! Better than a shower
and a hot cup of coffee.
:01:25
OK.
:01:36
It's OK. I'm a cop.
:01:40
Trust me.
I've been doing this for 11 years.
:01:44
On behalf
of the captain and the crew,...
:01:47
..l'd like to welcome you
to Los Angeles.
:01:49
Have a very merry Christmas.
:01:59
Flight247 to Tucson
now boarding at gate 14.