Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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I’m not afraid of you.
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You should be. I’m younger than you,
better-looking than you...

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...I’m thinner than you.
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I can kick you out
in a New York minute.

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And I could have you arrested again.
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And I could call Lady Fanny of Omaha.
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Freddy, as a younger man...
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...I was a sculptor, a painter
and a musician.

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There was just one problem:
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I wasn't very good.
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As a matter of fact, I was dreadful.
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I came to the frustrating
conclusion...

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...that I had taste and style,
but not talent.

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I knew my limitations.
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We all have our limitations, Freddy.
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Fortunately, I discovered that
taste and style are commodities...

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...that people desire.
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Freddy, what I’m saying is...
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...know your limitations.
You are a moron.

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You've wanted me out of town
ever since I arrived.

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I tell you what. We'll make a bet.
If I lose, I’ll leave.

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If I win, you leave.
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All right, Freddy,
suppose we try this.

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We find a woman, set a price...
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...and the first man to extract
the correct amount from her wins.

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But if you--
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But if you lose...
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...you not only leave town
graciously...

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...you promise never
to come back again.

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Done. Who's the woman?

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