Ernest Saves Christmas
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Ever since I was a little kid,
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I always felt like it was
my own personal holiday.

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I'm at one with the yuletide.
Know what I mean?

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I know exactly what you mean.
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I even memorized
the names of all the reindeer,

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like "Donder" and "Blister. "
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That's "Blitzen. "
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It says, "Hold for pickup by... "
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Is that an "M"?
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"V."
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- Right here. That's an "M."
- "V."

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- "M."
- "V."

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- "M, M, M."
- "V, V, V."

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That is an "M."
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"Hold for Helper Elmes. "
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This is probably Amish.
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It could even be Quaker.
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Only thing I know
is that it's French.

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"V."
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Okay, Bobby, I need you
to go on back to work.

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See you.
Talk to you later.

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Did you ever hear of a man...
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named Joe Carruthers?
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It don't ring a bell.
Should I have?

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"Uncle Joey’s Tree House?"
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Uncle Joey?
Are you kidding?

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#They never get old #
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#They always stay new #
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#Those 3 little words
"please" and "thank you" ##

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- Hey.
- Hey!

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I haven't seen
that show in years.

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Is he still on the air?
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Well, he was until 3 weeks ago,
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and then it was canceled.
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Well, by now he must be
rolling in mucho dinero.

:14:49
Well, you don't get rich by doing...
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a once-a-week children's program
on local TV.

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You've got to do it
for other reasons.


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