:21:04
Come along, children.
:21:06
Be careful now.
:21:08
Come on boys, quickly.
:21:10
Bye-bye.
:21:11
You can go in now.
:21:14
Hello, Joe!
:21:16
This is indeed a pleasure.
:21:18
Hello.
Do I know you?
:21:21
- Yes, you do.
- I do?
:21:23
What I'm going to tell you
may sound fantastic,
:21:27
but please suspend disbelief...
:21:30
until I've gotten through it.
:21:32
Your name was originally on a list...
:21:35
with several hundred others.
:21:38
Slowly, for one reason or another,
:21:41
the other names were eliminated.
:21:44
The process took longer
than I thought.
:21:46
But now, I'm sure...
:21:49
I have the right man for the job.
:21:53
Job? What job?
:21:54
I mean, what is this all about?
:21:57
Joe, you are going to be the new...
:22:02
Excuse me, pop.
This is it, Joey.
:22:03
The hand of fate
is reaching out to you.
:22:07
I know how broken up you are
about your show being bounced,
:22:10
but you've got a shot
for the lead in a movie.
:22:13
What's the movie about?
:22:16
A holiday flick
called "Christmas Sleigh. "
:22:19
Blake Farrell had the lead.
:22:21
At the last minute,
he goes skiing, falls on his puss,
:22:24
and wrecks up a $5,000 nose job.
:22:27
Do you love it?
I love it, yes.
:22:29
Talk about luck, right?
:22:31
The interview
is in a couple of hours.
:22:33
I want you to tint your hair
and lose the beard.
:22:37
No, Joe, no!
:22:39
Don't go looking like him.
You're set with my hairstylist.
:22:42
Derek can make a hair blower
do everything except sit up and bark.
:22:45
But your beard is wonderful!
:22:47
Thanks.
I think so too, Marty.
:22:50
Who is this guy?
Already, I don't like him.
:22:53
- My name is Sant...
- Excuse me, Mr. Santos.
:22:55
We're having a conversation.
May we continue, please?
:22:58
S'il vous plait.
Thank you so much.