Ernest Saves Christmas
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:23:00
My goodness, my sack!
:23:09
I can't believe I left it.
:23:14
I must really be slipping.
:23:19
You're always pulling this stuff,
Ernest,;

:23:21
knocking down the meters,
:23:23
giving free rides to every hobo
you come across.

:23:26
But Mr. Dillis, this wasn’t just a hobo.
:23:29
This guy was different.
:23:31
Call it clairvoyance,
:23:33
call it "extra-sensitory perspiration. "
:23:36
I just had this hunch.
:23:37
I am not running
a charity operation here.

:23:40
This is a business,
and we're supposed to make money,

:23:43
and good Samaritans like you
don't make money!

:23:47
I've had it with you, Ernest.
:23:49
You're fired!
:23:57
Ernest, it was a dead-end job, anyway.
:24:01
I mean, it's nowhere
working for a guy like that.

:24:04
If there hadn't been children present,
:24:07
it would have been
a very ugly scene indeed.

:24:10
Know what I mean?
:24:11
Hey, take this with you!
:24:18
Why didn't you just tell him
you were robbed?

:24:21
This could have all been avoided
if you'd just lied.

:24:26
Merry Christmas.!
:24:27
Ooh!
:24:30
Ernest, you are in serious need of help.
:24:34
Ooh.
:24:36
Wait a minute. Stand fast, Bobby.
:24:40
I think I hear something.
:24:44
Ahhhh!
:24:52
Do you remember anything
about the cab,

:24:55
beside the fact
that it was yellow?

:24:58
No "Worrell" at City Cab.

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