:26:01
So, Mr. Santos,
do you live around here?
:26:05
No. I have to go and find Joe.
Excuse me.
:26:08
Do you have any family,
any friends, any money?
:26:14
I had some U.S. Currency;
rather a large amount.
:26:19
I gave it away last year...
:26:23
to a 5-year-old named
Bobby Bidderman.
:26:27
What about now, Mr. Santos?
:26:31
The name is Santa Claus.
:26:33
Ooh.
:26:42
Why don't you just
stay right here...
:26:45
and I'll take care of everything.
:26:47
Okie-dokie?
:26:50
Good.
:26:51
Yes.
:26:57
Such a nice man.
:27:01
Vern, what a guy.
:27:04
Yeah, me and Vern
go back a long way.
:27:07
We spend the holidays together.
:27:09
I help him work on his house
and stuff like that.
:27:13
Me and old Vern are tighter
than stretched duct tape.
:27:16
I guess you could say
we're cut from the same bark.
:27:20
Old Vern's done pretty good
for himself, though.
:27:22
If it weren't for me,
he wouldn't be where he is today.
:27:25
I taught him all he knows
about nuclear physics.
:27:29
Know what I mean?
:27:30
Yeah, Vern's always happy to see me.
:27:33
He's my best buddy,
and he throws the greatest parties.
:27:37
Course, we're a little early,
so we can help him decorate,
:27:40
and maybe put out the food.
:27:42
Those little finger sandwiches,
:27:44
and cheeseballs, and bean dip!
:27:47
I hope he's got
something I can eat,
:27:49
not just lots of things
made of white sugar and red meat.
:27:53
I think eating red meat
makes people overly aggressive.
:27:57
They kill people and stuff.