Ernest Saves Christmas
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:28:00
Know what I mean?
:28:01
You're as right as rain, puddin'.
:28:05
Pork's my meat.
:28:11
Ho, ho, ho, Vern!
Merry Christm...

:28:15
I thought you said this Vern
was a friend of yours.

:28:18
Vern's just like that.
:28:19
He'll do anything for a laugh.
:28:22
Come on.
:28:23
- It's Santa's little party helper!
- Hi!

:28:27
This is Harmony.
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She's been having a tough time,
so I'm helping her out.

:28:33
You know,
kind of a "father image" thing.

:28:36
"As the twig is bent,
so grows the tree. "

:28:39
Know what I mean?
:28:41
It'll look good right over here.
:28:44
Nice place. It's really you.
:28:47
Yep, I'll just set it right in there.
:28:51
Umph!
:28:52
Ugh!
:28:54
Don't worry, Vern,
I'll make it fit.

:29:00
Ugh!
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Just hang some tinsel and lights
on this puppy...

:29:06
Aaooh!
:29:10
Party punch.
:29:12
Yeah, that ought to hold.
:29:18
Ahh!
:29:21
Superb.
:29:24
I've got to find Joe.
:29:27
If I don't find him,
:29:29
so many children
will be disappointed.

:29:31
Officer, you've got to let me go.
:29:35
Do you really think
that was necessary?

:29:39
He seemed so harmless,
:29:41
and in a strange way,
sincere.

:29:44
Come on.
He's obviously disoriented.

:29:46
A transient, walking around
with play money in his pocket,

:29:49
pretending to be Santa Claus.
:29:52
Is that who he thinks he is?
:29:54
His real name is Santos.

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