Ernest Saves Christmas
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Did he say "Santa Claus"?
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I think so.
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My good man,
you are not Santa Claus.

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I am!
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- Are not.
- Am too!

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Are not!
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I am too, and you know it!
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This man thinks
he is Santa Claus,

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and you keep him in
a cell with regular,

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ordinary, everyday,
harmless criminals?

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Excuse me,
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but he really is Santa Claus.
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You see that?
Infectious insanity.

:48:39
This man needs to be isolated.
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- Are you getting this?
- Uncle Herbert will be shocked.

:48:45
Maybe it's a mistake;
a clerical error.

:48:49
Is this the way
government really works?

:48:54
Look at those beady twinkling eyes,
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those merry cheeks.
:48:59
I bet when he laughs he shakes
like a bowl full of jelly.

:49:03
Call my office
and tell them I'm taking...

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this menace to society
to the padded party room.

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I hate for you to have
to see this, my dear.

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I'd hate for Uncle Herbert
to have to see this.

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Oh, don't tell him.
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The governor would
make a throw rug...

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out of this man's chest hair.
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Move it, pops!
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See you, Santa.
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Take it easy, Santa.
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Can we still get ice cream?
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Of course we can, but none for him.
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We'll be good.!
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All right!
Was that cool or what?

:49:45
"Is this the way
government really works?"

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They bought it!
Oh, what a team.

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That was close.
Thank you, Ernest.

:49:53
Time is running out.
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This is great.
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You are the most famous person
I've ever met.

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You're him:
"Mr. Twinkle in the Eye,"


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