Ernest Saves Christmas
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1:01:00
The kids are right over there.
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It's nothing they haven't heard before.
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Not from me.
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Listen, Joey.
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We're not into gratuitous
bad language here.

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It's important you show your anger.
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Otherwise,
it's totally unmotivated...

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when you pick up the ax
and hack him to pieces.

1:01:22
Good heavens!
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- Who's this?
- Oh, no.

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Joe, I thought this motion picture...
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was called "Christmas Sleigh. "
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I can handle this.
What are you doing here?

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I own a sleigh.
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I don't see what
this has to do with...

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No, no.
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"Slay, slay. "
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Not "sleigh," but "slay. "
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S-L-A-Y.
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What?
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It's about an alien
from outer space.

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He comes and terrorizes
a bunch of kids over Christmas vacation.

1:01:55
Terrorizes children, did you say?
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At Christmastime?
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Where did he come from?
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We never saw him before, guys.
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Honest.
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Listen, Marty,
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the guy seems
bound and determined...

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to talk to me.
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Let me sit down with him
for a few minutes,

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let him get whatever he has to say
off his chest,

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and then I'll send him on his way.
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I promise.
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What are you going
to talk to him about?

1:02:43
Flying reindeer?

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