Ernest Saves Christmas
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1:24:00
If Santa were here,
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he'd know what to do.
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Yeah?
What would he do?

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I've got it!
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Uh-oh,
Big Red ain't going to like this.

1:24:24
I see no need to beat around
the bush. We know why we're here.

1:24:27
Joe, we want you
to do the picture.

1:24:29
We all do.
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Right guys?
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These reflect the figures
that we discussed.

1:24:36
Keep in mind, this kind of film
usually generates sequels.

1:24:40
"Christmas Slay 2, 3, 4."
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Great. It's great.
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Look, before we sign,
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I need to go over
a few problems...

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I have with the script.
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Problems?
1:25:00
Can't we do something
about the violence and bad language?

1:25:04
Who do you think you are?
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You can't dictate changes to me.
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You're not some big star.
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You've done a chump kid show
all your life.

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It got canceled.
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All you know
is "please and "thank you. "

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Get with it.
This is the real world!

1:25:45
Okay, fasten your seat belts.
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Put your tray tables
and seat backs in their...

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full, upright
and locked positions.

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It's time to
slip the surly bonds of Earth...

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and dance the skies
on laughter's silvered wings.


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