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:19:02
What the hell does that mean?
:19:04
Look, I know you think you're in love.
:19:06
I thought I was in love once too.
:19:08
When's the last time we saw
your father or a check?

:19:11
Honey, promise me
you won't have this baby!

:19:14
-The whole world is your oyster!
-What about my son's oysters?

:19:19
He has a career ahead of him,
designing schools, churches and shit!

:19:23
We're going to Paris next summer.
:19:25
-If we could just discuss--
-Butt out! We're deciding your future!

:19:29
Honey, do you know how many people
would love to adopt a baby?

:19:33
Don't be stupid!
That takes care of Stan.

:19:36
Hey, call your daughter stupid!
She got herself in trouble!

:19:39
-Dad!
-Oh, she got herself pregnant?!

:19:42
-Hallelujah! It's another virgin birth!
-Let's not drag the church into this.

:19:47
Why not? Your husband wants
to hide my daughter in a convent...

:19:50
...so she won't embarrass your family.
:19:52
Gonna do this every time Stan
gets a girl pregnant?

:19:55
-Let's keep it.
-Grow up! You had a gerbil.

:19:58
You forgot to feed it. It died.
:20:00
This kid's going up for adoption!
Period!

:20:03
Darcy won't lug this baby
and get stretch marks...

:20:06
-...so you can give it to charity.
-Mom, what are stretch marks?

:20:10
Stretch marks are the badge
of a real woman.

:20:19
You are an unreasonable,
uncivilized peasant!

:20:21
You can take your French fruit
and stuff it up your big bird!

:20:26
Okay, that's it. This family
has made its decision.

:20:30
We'll call Dr. Barrick and have this
taken care of. There. Done. Darcy?

:20:43
Thanks for dinner.
:20:52
-Bye.
-I'll call you.

:20:55
Darcy!
:20:59
Mom?

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